The Swiffer Empire

9 Aug

Swiffer cleaning products are everywhere.  Here’s the Healthy Housekeeping take on the big ones:

The WetJet

I see the WetJet all the time.  I haven’t looked into the ingredients of the cleaning solution.  I don’t even think I have to.  There couldn’t possibly be anything good in there.  But, all the same, I don’t mind using the WetJet, because I don’t have to touch it anyway, and it’s terribly convenient.  There’s no sloshy bucket, my hands stay dry, and I can just throw away the mess when I’m done.

There is one thing that I really dislike about this mop, though.  It’s more of an ethical scruple than a cleaning problem, really.  When used on a light-colored or shiny surface, the product streaks.  I noticed this time and time again, so I went to the manual to see if they had any pointers.  The manual told me this: use more of the cleaning solution.

Now, I’ve used a heck of a lot of different cleaning products on floors, and this is not problem I encounter very often.  I don’t think that I should have to use more of the product than is necessary to clean the surface.  I like to economize, and if “enough” isn’t “enough,” then I have to assume that the product is a dud.  I’m forced to wonder whether the good folks at Swiffer may not have designed the product to streak – unless you use a whole lot of it, and thus have to buy more of it.  Way to capitalize, guys!

But, when I find a way to refill their containers (which seems a challenge about on par with breaking into Fort Knox) with my own cleaning products, then I’ll buy one for my own house right away.

The Swiffer Sweeper

The tool itself is kind of flimsy, and it creates a whole lot of waste.

The Sweeper is only good for two things: dust and hair.  The dry cloths do a pretty good job getting what the broom or the vacuum may have missed, and it can reach pretty far underneath furniture.  The cloths also work very well as dust rags.

I don’t like using the wet cloths, though.  Each cloth is only good for about 100 square feet before they dry out, and they have the same streaking problem as the WetJet.  But it’s worse with the cloths, because with them, you can’t control how much moisture you use.

The SweeperVac

The SweeperVac is alright, I guess.  It’s great for pet hair, but anything bigger may or may not actually get sucked up.  The dirt cup is easy to empty (if a little small), and the dry sweeping cloth behind the vacuum is easy to change and does a decent job getting any dust or hair that the vacuum may have missed.

It’s not a very powerful vacuum, though, and this product tends to peter out pretty quickly.  After a while, the battery weakens and stops holding a charge.  This process can be slowed by remembering to take it off the charger when the battery is full – but the decline is inevitable.


Swiffer Dusters

I love the Swiffer Dusters.  A lot.  But get the extended handle, and don’t get the smelly ones.

Swiffer has also done something pretty interesting lately.  They’ve teamed up with Febreze, creating odor-fighting mopping solutions and dusters.  The most common Febreze-tainted Swiffer products seem to be “lavender” scented, but I know what lavender smells like, and they missed the mark by a light year or two. The Swiffer-Febreze alliance seems kind of silly to me.  I’ve never encountered a hard floor that retained a bad smell once it’s been cleaned.  If the floor is clean, then it shouldn’t stink – right?  So do we really need to coat it in Febreze?  And to put it Febreze on a feather duster?  Seriously?  Do people really have odor problems with knick-knacks, window sills, or lamp-shades?  This isn’t innovation.  It’s a shameless gimmick!

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Brushing Up

7 Aug

Toilet brushes: pretty simple, right?  Well, yeah, but there are a few practical dos and don’ts involved.

First and foremost, toilet brushes need to be replaced frequently.  Aside from the fact that they’re pretty gross, they also become less effective over time.  The bristles begin to bend to the contours of the bowl, and lose their scrubbing power.  I recommend getting a new one at the first evidence of bent bristles or discoloration.

There are a few different shapes to choose from when buying a brush.

Type one: the loop brush.  No, no, no.  These bristles will warp in no time at all, and leave that abrasive wire frame fully exposed.  This can really scratch up your toilet basin.

Type two: the round brush.  This is a good shape.  Even if the bristles do bend back a little, there just isn’t much chance of the wire (if there even is any) damaging your toilet.  There are also several different ways to store your round brush.  The container pictured above is a good one.  I like a shallow holder that’s easy to access and allows the brush to dry completely – you may have to empty out any standing water that pools in them between uses, but that’s not a big deal.  Beware any fully covered container: your brush will take longer to dry, and this promotes the growth of mildew.  There are also containers that open with a hinge, at the top or the bottom, but I don’t like these, simply because they often require a little more handling to operate – and I don’t really want to touch it.  Any container (like the one pictured below) that suspends the brush from a niche in its top is generally going to be more trouble than it’s worth.  Unless you get the brush really solidly placed in the container, it’s liable to fall over or fall out.

Type three: the round brush with rim attachment.  I don’t mind these.  The extra loop on top is meant to get way up under the rim of your toilet.  It’s a great idea – some brushes don’t have a chance of getting way up there.  The only problem is that these attachments only fit certain basin shapes.  If it doesn’t fit, then it just gets in the way.  If you’re really picky about potties, though, experiment with a few different brands and see if you can find one that fits yours.

Type four: the fan brush.  These are okay by me.  Since they’re more compact, they can get a little further into any nooks and crannies than some larger brushes.  I still prefer the round brush, though.  It seems to me that more bristles – and therefore more contact with the basin – will make for a better clean.Type five: the scary chemical disposable brush things.  Some get thrown away, and some of them flush.  Either way, I would prefer not to deal with them.

Whatever type you choose, you don’t have to keep a brush in every bathroom.  Decorative toilet brushes tend to mildew in their containers, and their more functional counterparts are just plain ugly.  They do hide nicely in cabinets under the sink. You can also just keep one brush stored with your cleaning supplies, if you’d like, so that it only ever appears on cleaning day.

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The Paper Towel Chase

5 Aug

Most of us have a favorite brand of paper towels, but is yours the best for cleaning purposes?  Here’s the Healthy Housekeeping take on the subject:

Viva paper towels are one of my top housekeeping no-nos.  I understand that they’re very absorbent, and that they feel wonderful on the hands, but these have some sort of additive that makes them soft.  This additive leaves behind a streaky, filmy residue on everything it touches.  I don’t know what it is or what it’s made of, but I don’t want it on my skin, or on my mirrors.

I usually like Seventh Generation products, and their paper towels are a very tempting “green” product.  I’m all about recycling, but Seventh Generation takes economizing (for themselves, not us) a step further with their deceptive packaging.  Next time you see a roll of these, give it a squeeze.  They’re rolled so loosely that what looks to be a full roll is really only about half of one, and they’re only single-ply, which means that they’re going to fall apart before you really even get a chance to use them.  And, to top it off, they’re still charging over $3 a roll.  No, thanks!

HEB’s store brand paper towels, called Twice as Strong, are my favorite.  Not only are they strong, absorbent and residue-free, but they’re inexpensive, too.  I also like Scott, Bounty, and Kirkland paper towels (I’m pretty sure that Kirkland is Costco’s store brand.)

I use paper towels for a whole lot of things when I’m cleaning, but there are other options if you’re looking to go really eco-friendly, or to save a few bucks in the long run.  Any lint-free rag or towel will work well for cleaning.  I also LOVE microfiber towels.  Of course, switching from paper to cloth will increase your laundry load a little bit.  If you choose to go this route, the most important thing to remember when washing is this: DO NOT USE FABRIC SOFTENER OR DRYER SHEETS WHEN LAUNDERING YOUR CLEANING RAGS.  Any residual softener will be transferred to the surface you are cleaning with the rag, and it may streak.

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Tilex

3 Aug

Tilex Mold and Mildew Remover.  I’ve seen it in hundreds of homes – it’s practically a household staple.

Tilex’s own website says this about mold:

“Most of the time, a low level of mold will have little effect on you. However, if you are allergic to mold or you suffer from asthma or other respiratory problems, the presence of mold in your home can be particularly bothersome. Exposure to indoor mold has also been shown to exacerbate asthma symptoms in sensitive individuals.”

The Material Safety Data Sheets Index says this about Tilex:

“Health Hazard Acute And Chronic: MODERATE EYE IRRITANT. MAY IRRITATE SKIN.
MAY CAUSE NAUSEA AND VOMITING IF INGESTED. EXPOSURE TO VAPOR OR MIST MAY
IRRITATE NOSE, THROAT AND LUNGS.”

“Medical Conditions Aggravated By Exposure: HEART CONDITIONS, OR CHRONIC RESPIRATORY
PROBLEMS SUCH AS ASTHMA, CHRONIC BRONCHITIS OR OBSTRUCTIVE LUNG DISEASE.”

I’ll take a little mold, thank you very much.

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Method Cleaning Products

1 Aug

I’ve had a lot of opportunities to use Method cleaning products, and I can’t say I’m particularly impressed.  ”Naturally derived, non-hazardous, biodegradeable and non-corrosive” are all fine by me, but if I have any beef with Method it’s that the products aren’t very effective.  It streaks mirrors and doesn’t budge soap scum or hard water deposits.

In their favor, Method’s packaging is SUPER cute.  I’ve never seen such trendy spray bottles.  They definitely get two thumbs-up from Healthy Housekeeping on that one.  Some of Method’s scents are also rather novel.

“My goodness, Betty, where on earth have you hidden that ylang ylang plant in your bathroom?  It smells scrumptious!”

“I say, Martha, you must tell me how you’ve found fresh yuzu, and at this time of the year!”

“Oh, Ethel, how delightful!  I just adore the smell of lychee in spring!”

“Is that rice milk and mallow I smell in the nursery?  How lovely!”

(And for those of us who aren’t botanists, I’ve done some research.  According to Wikipedia, ylang ylang is a small flower of the cananga tree, yuzu is a citrus fruit originating in East Asia, lychee is the sole member of the genus Litchi in the soapberry family, and mallow could refer to any of 2,300 species of the malvaceae family.)

So, Healthy Housekeeping’s verdict on Method is this:
- Adorable packaging.  Five stars for aesthetics.
- Interesting scents.  An olfactory smorgasbord.
- Non-toxic.
- Largely ineffective for most practical purposes.

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A Note on The Prematurely Yucky Shower

30 Jul

Do you ever wonder just what it is that gets your shower so dirty so quickly?  Is it just about impossible to get that stuff off of the bottom of the tub?  And WHAT is that stuff, anyway?  The answer may be simpler than you think.

Unless you’re a mechanic, that yucky stuff probably isn’t something that you bring into the shower every day.  The culprit is most likely the products you’re using in the shower.  Soaps and shampoos with high oil and wax content can cause scummy build-up in an alarmingly short amount of time, and it’s not easy to get out.  Once it’s there, it acts as a magnet for dirt and mildew.

The two number one “dirty” hygeine products I’ve encountered are Dove brand soaps and Pantene shampoos.  Unless you really, really love them, I’d recommend switching brands, not only for the sake of your shower, but also for your skin and hair.  If the residue isn’t rinsing out of your tub, it’s probably not rinsing off of you, either.  My hair stylist has told me about die-hard Pantene lovers whose hair was so coated in wax that the residue could be scraped off with a razor.

So don’t worry.  That stuff in the tub isn’t your fault.  And whether you want to switch brands or not, Healthy Housekeeping can get it out!

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Our Healthy Housekeeping Products

28 Jul

We’re always experimenting with our products. The ingredients we’ve found to work best are baking soda, vinegar, lemon juice, distilled water and herbal essential oils. Here are a few of our favorite recipes:

FOR ALL-PURPOSE AND GLASS CLEANERS:

  • 1 cup distilled water
  • 1 cup vinegar
  • A few drops of lavender or tea tree oil

or

  • 2 cups distilled water
  • A few drops of castile soap
  • A few drops of eucalyptus oil


Vinegar is a safe, cheap and effective cleaning ingredient, but let’s face it: vinegar stinks. However, if vinegar smells a little unpleasant, we’d definitely prefer it to the bio-weapon-reminiscent stench of most industrial cleaning products. A few drops of tea tree, peppermint or lavender oil can help to mask the smell, but either way, the odor dissipates within a few hours of cleaning, so we don’t mind it. There are also plenty of alternatives that you can make at home or buy in stores.

Be careful: vinegar can break down tile grout over time. I use a baking soda and water paste with a scrub brush. A 2:1 ratio of water and hydrogen peroxide will kill shower mold as well.

I only use distilled water in my recipes. Tap water is full of all sorts of corrosive minerals and pollutants that can damage your fixtures and stain surfaces.

FOR ALL OF OUR SCOURING NEEDS, we just use baking soda. It only takes a little bit – too much just cakes up my sponges. For extra cleaning power, we spray the area with vinegar first. The chemical reaction (remember the science fair volcano?) does a lot of the work before we even begin scrubbing.

FURNITURE POLISH

  • 2 parts olive oil
  • 1 part lemon juice

Whisk ingredients together to emulsify. This also makes a tasty salad topping with a little salt and pepper.

The products we create are available for purchase, but we encourage you to experiment in your own kitchen to find solutions that work for you. Countless recipes are available on the internet. Safety is our number one priority, no matter whose products we use.

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